For starters

Now let’s get into detail, on how I’m going to make the universe better for mark ass bitches. I’m going to explain from beginning to end, earth to mercury. While going over advancements I’ve made in this project.

Why are humans some mark ass bitches? This has nothing to do with the topic. It’s just that you creatures piss me off and it’s my fucking blog so I am going to write about it. You things have the most advance minds on the planet; it’s the year 2012, our main mode of transporting goods, people and everything else runs on dead plant juice! Fucking think about that for a second, we can tease the energy out of atoms but we can’t stop using dead plant juice. We can fling robots into interplanetary space! But we can’t stop using dead plant juice! Fuck we can make robots! That’s impressive on its own without shooting it to another planet to explore. It’s been about one hundred and fifty three years since the two stroke engine was invented. Why are we still using this technology? In a hundred and fifty years we couldn’t do any better, really? Fuck.

Now that I feel better let’s talk about building a craft to get to the upper atmosphere. First I need a place to build. I big place because it’s going to be huge. The best I can do with what I have in an acre of land. With this acre of land I need to build a shop, nothing expensive just a shack to keep the tools and parts out of the rain. I need a way to generate electricity to power the tools. I think I can build a few wind turbines myself that will do the trick. Then I need tools and parts.

I have absolutely no idea of where this shit is going to come from, none what so ever. I have managed to score a piece of land but that’s it so far. I plan to take some pictures of the property and assess what I need to clear off of it before I build the shop. When I have a bit more cash I am going to raid craigslist.org for supplies. The shop will need to be made of trash basically because that’s how far my money will go. Once I have the shop put up and the supplies to build the air ship is school time. I’m more then capable of designing the air ship. The hard part is figuring out how one person can build such a thin in a life time. It could take me years just to get a test flight. I have been mauling over how to build a machine that could help me but I have no idea of where to start. The air ship and the space station are going to be the hardest parts to figure out. In both situations the issue is I am doing this on my own. But I will get it done.